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Wise Old Achievments
I was sitting down to a nice cup of tea the other day, with the Wise Old Man, and he just wouldn't shut up about how busy he'd been the day before. He was pretty convinced no-one could match the amount he gets done in a day.
Just in case any of you foolhardy adventurers think you've got what it takes, the Wise Old Man dictated everything he did that day to me.
Said "Good Morning" to Bob the Cat as usual.
Had a nice cup of tea over at Ye Olde Tea Shoppe.
Got myself warmed up for the day ahead by crossing all 6 crossing points on the River Lum, without getting my hat soggy, in under 5 minutes. I've still got it!
Threw a chinchompa at Mugger (level 6) in Varrock. He survived.
Ran four times around the Wizards' Tower in less than 1 minute. That'll confuse those blasted wizards.
Wrestled a level 63 crocodile on the River Elid without weapons or armour. Nothing makes you feel alive like a bit of danger!
Found a bit of Karamja's coastline that looks like a face as part of my geographical studies! [Pete - after I bit his toe he reluctantly let on that it was on the west coast of Karamja]
Daily exercises! Ran all the way to the Wilderness bone fence and back, followed by a lap of the Gnome Stronghold Agility Course. I may no longer be an adventurer, but that's no reason not to stay in shape. You never know when I'll be called upon to thwart an evil plot involving chinchompas of mass destruction.
Finished the day with a relaxing pint (or three) of Greenman's Ale under the canopy of the Grand Tree.
Stumbled home and did a little dance in front of Miss Schism...
At that point the Wise Old Man muttered something about apologising to Miss Schism, went red and refused to tell me any more. As you can see, the life of an Old Man is a hectic and exciting one. Can you imagine doing all that in a single day? Well, I suppose the gauntlet has been thrown down - can you complete those tasks faster than the Wise Old man's 24 hours, and if so, just how fast can you do them?
Do bear in mind that if you attempt to beat the Wise Old Man's time then you'll have no reward for this, simply the sense of achievement that it may give you.
